Bill Burr

I guess he crashed during qualifying and was given a five-spot penalty because he changed a gearbox.

He started in 15th and then ended up finishing eighth.

But I think the real big story was how well the USA team, with the fucking Ferrari engine that Ferrari threw out in their back dumpster,

was fucking killing it in the beginning.

We were like in fourth and sixth place at one point, part of the only part of the race that I saw.

And then I got all excited, you know, to look up to see where we finished.

We finished 19th and 20th with two, not one, but two did not finish.

I guess evidently we know how to take the tire off, but we don't know how to put it back on.

Twice in the same race, one of the Haas cars went in to get their tire changed.

They put the fucking tires back on.

Three out of four were on, but one wasn't.

They did that the first time, and then the fucking mechanic who screwed it up was hilarious.

They cut to the pit team, and he just walked out of the camera shop.

I think he went into the bathroom and closed the door and probably threw up that he cost his team one of the cars.

And then they turned around and they did it again.

But they're keeping their chin up.

They're saying, you know what?

Well, you know, just think what would have happened if we actually put the bolts back on.

I'll tell you, Ferrari and Mercedes better look out because we're going to be practicing how to take a tire on and off.

And when we get that down, I'm telling you, things are going to be real shook up in the fourth to sixth positions this year.