Bill Burr

Buy a fucking in an up and coming city that needs money in there.

You buy something there and you don't kick the people out and you give them a nice safe place.

You know, they're paying rent.

The fuck do you need these fucking assholes?

They redo these things and then they kick everybody out and they try and flip it.

You know, this fucking heartless cunts that'll go into some beautiful building and just got the place and come back with like Home Depot bullshit.

They kick everybody out and try to get fucking, you know, 20 and 30 somethings in there.

I don't know.

I'm against it personally, but then again, I never try to do it.

Who knows?

Who knows?

Maybe someday I'll become a slumlord.

I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

All right.

Anyways, plowing ahead here.

Uh, so my flight back, I overslept, but fortunately the airport was right down the street and, uh, cruise through security and all that shit got there in plenty of time.

And, um,

I get on the plane and, uh, Delta airlines.

I always fly a different airline.

I'm not fucking loyal to any of them cause I never used the fucking miles.