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Bill Burr

πŸ‘€ Speaker
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Appearances Over Time

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Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But nobody now is saying that.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I just like, you know, every guy has to have his tail between his legs.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I wish I was commentating with her.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I'd be like, that's astoundingly ignorant and reverse sexist.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

What are you talking about?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You got to teed up on a mound.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I don't even play hockey.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I think you give me five attempts.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I think I could fucking do that.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But you know, what's funny is if I went and I failed, that woman would feel justified because a standup comedian couldn't get a baseball, not 90 feet or 45 feet, whatever the fuck it is with a hockey stick.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

That would be considered a victory, I guess.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I don't know.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

So then I'm still watching.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Right.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And then they have this really weird commercial.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You got to see this one.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I actually wrote it down on my phone so I wouldn't forget.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Where am I getting the notes?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Women are just better.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

They're just better.