Bill Burr
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I was fucking around with that this weekend where they just sit there going, you know, they'll do.
The future is female.
Like all guys are just going to step aside.
After we built everything up, we're just going to give you the airplanes.
Go fuck yourself.
Earn them.
I'm fucking with you ladies.
But you know what's up then?
Here's how you divide and conquer.
The cool ones know what I'm saying.
All right, there's a commercial out right now that you have to see for eugenic that has the big hurt in it.
And I swear to God, he's standing there because he lost all this weight.
And this woman's standing there with this guy who I assume they're kind of together, right?
She goes, he says something.
Oh, wow, is that the big hurt?
She says, wow, he looks...
That's the big hurt.
And she said she should call him like the big handsome or something.
She compliments on the way he looks.
And then the guy, rather than being like, the fuck are you looking at another man for and commenting it in front of me?