Bill Burr
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Podcast Appearances
Fucking disrespect me like that in this grocery store.
You know, is there something I need to know?
Instead of saying that, he just goes, yeah.
Or he kind of agreed with her, right?
Then they get over there, and there's this really weird conversation where they're talking about this stuff that helps you lose weight and subtly makes you fuck better.
I swear to God, the way the dialogue went, I couldn't write it down fast enough.
I thought in the end the dude was going to ask Big Hurt to fuck his wife.
Listen, I don't know.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe all of this is playful and I just have too diseased a fucking mind.
And that's how I'm seeing this shit.
So don't take it seriously.
All right?
Speaking of diseased mind.
April.
I am going to be no vice.
Billy, no vice.
No drinking.
No smoking cigars.