Bill Burr

Ready to go.

I love it.

All right.

Let's download these goddamn things.

So anyways, we were out there at the birthday party.

You know what's so fucked up about me?

Fuck all the birthday party stuff.

First thing I did was alpacas.

I looked at those things, and I'm like, wow, those things look like a food source because they said they were from South America.

So all I'm picturing is boa constrictors and God knows what killing those things.

You know, like the Komodo dragon this time.

He sat there stalking this giant bull looking thing.

And those Komodo dragons, they have such fucking shit breath.

And their mouth is so full of bacteria that all they got to do is just nick an animal.

Just ten times its size.

They just need to bite it.

And then they just follow it around for three days as that bacteria just slowly fucking kills the thing.

And I just wish the bull knew that the second it was bit by that fucking dragon that it was over.

Because then you just turn around and I'm like, well, you're not going to fucking eat me.

Right?