Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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You work your ass off.
You sit at the front of the plane.
They bring you ice cream like you're a fucking two-year-old.
But here's the thing, then.
Here's the thing.
All right?
You die sooner because you're up there eating and drinking like a fucking asshole.
All right?
At least if you're in the back.
You know what I mean?
You're back there starving, but you're going to live longer.
And the worst thing is to ride up front and be sober and watching somebody acting like they're in the fucking Roman Empire and you're sitting there drinking fucking waters.
Or eating a sad salad.
Anyways, let me do the fucking reads for the week here.
What do we got here?
Do I have any advertising left in this?
Oh, all right.
That right there, that was textbook fucking advertising reading.
Oh, did I?
So anyway, so I watched the fucking F1 race.