Bill Burr

Congratulations to Max Verstappen.

Congratulations to the Ferrari team.

I don't know what the fuck's going on in the pits.

I hope that guy from Ferrari is all right.

You knew he broke his leg.

What's his face?

What the fuck's his name?

Kimi something or other.

Kimi Rigatoni the other guy in the fucking Ferrari team I thought I thought I fucking knew his name anyways he comes in for a pit stop and they've been having all these problems like the Haas team both their cars last the previous race in Australia um sorry I'm typing this in here

They fucking went to go change the tires and they didn't get them on properly and they left and the cars were unsafe and they both got knocked out.

Oh, Kimi Räikkönen.

He came in for a pit stop.

They didn't put the right rear one on right or they didn't get it on in time or they thought it was done.

I don't know what the guy with the jack lets the fucking car down.

I don't know who fucked up.

There's like 40 people that run up to the car and they're all dressed exactly the same.

And when he went to drive out, the guy's fucking that giant back rear tire.

Went right over this guy's fucking foot and leg.

And, you know, he's sort of peeling out, too.

So Jesus Christ.