Bill Burr
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The guy used to fucking film chicks that he shit on or something. Whatever his name is. Chuck Berry. Uh-huh. Whoa. Yeah. You know, it's part of one of his classics. If you listen to the background, you hear him shitting on people. I have such respect for him, too. You know, it's just one stuff like that gets out once it gets out.
The guy used to fucking film chicks that he shit on or something. Whatever his name is. Chuck Berry. Uh-huh. Whoa. Yeah. You know, it's part of one of his classics. If you listen to the background, you hear him shitting on people. I have such respect for him, too. You know, it's just one stuff like that gets out once it gets out.
Um, anyway, so I just been, uh, I'm in a great fucking mood because my fucking shoulder, I had this, uh, rotator cuff injury and it's just been fucking with me since, um, October. And, uh, I finally found an exercise. It works for me, for me.
Um, anyway, so I just been, uh, I'm in a great fucking mood because my fucking shoulder, I had this, uh, rotator cuff injury and it's just been fucking with me since, um, October. And, uh, I finally found an exercise. It works for me, for me.
Um, anyway, so I just been, uh, I'm in a great fucking mood because my fucking shoulder, I had this, uh, rotator cuff injury and it's just been fucking with me since, um, October. And, uh, I finally found an exercise. It works for me, for me.
All right, so this is the exercise. If your rotator cuff is fucked up like mine is, The problem is, look, with this injury, it's like he can still pick up the same amount of weight you can always pick up depending on the angle. But then shaking hands or just reaching for a salt shaker, all of a sudden you're like, this sharp pain.
All right, so this is the exercise. If your rotator cuff is fucked up like mine is, The problem is, look, with this injury, it's like he can still pick up the same amount of weight you can always pick up depending on the angle. But then shaking hands or just reaching for a salt shaker, all of a sudden you're like, this sharp pain.
All right, so this is the exercise. If your rotator cuff is fucked up like mine is, The problem is, look, with this injury, it's like he can still pick up the same amount of weight you can always pick up depending on the angle. But then shaking hands or just reaching for a salt shaker, all of a sudden you're like, this sharp pain.
It's basically what I've learned is it's the muscle like it's when you first go to raise your arm, that first 30 degrees. That's what the fuck it is. And then the big boys take over whatever you're doing, how you lifting your lunch pail up. Maybe you got a giant fucking donut. You want to shove it to your face like I did today. I broke my rules about donuts.
It's basically what I've learned is it's the muscle like it's when you first go to raise your arm, that first 30 degrees. That's what the fuck it is. And then the big boys take over whatever you're doing, how you lifting your lunch pail up. Maybe you got a giant fucking donut. You want to shove it to your face like I did today. I broke my rules about donuts.
It's basically what I've learned is it's the muscle like it's when you first go to raise your arm, that first 30 degrees. That's what the fuck it is. And then the big boys take over whatever you're doing, how you lifting your lunch pail up. Maybe you got a giant fucking donut. You want to shove it to your face like I did today. I broke my rules about donuts.
You know, my my wife was wanting some donuts. So I went by. There's a Dunkin Donuts out here. Right. So I show up and it's late in the day. It's like fucking two in the afternoon. So all the donuts are gone. You know, they're still making them, but they don't have, you know, they don't have that freshness to them. They got those, you know, the little munchkins. They like the worst flavors left.
You know, my my wife was wanting some donuts. So I went by. There's a Dunkin Donuts out here. Right. So I show up and it's late in the day. It's like fucking two in the afternoon. So all the donuts are gone. You know, they're still making them, but they don't have, you know, they don't have that freshness to them. They got those, you know, the little munchkins. They like the worst flavors left.
You know, my my wife was wanting some donuts. So I went by. There's a Dunkin Donuts out here. Right. So I show up and it's late in the day. It's like fucking two in the afternoon. So all the donuts are gone. You know, they're still making them, but they don't have, you know, they don't have that freshness to them. They got those, you know, the little munchkins. They like the worst flavors left.
It was like blueberry custard and fuck your mother, whatever the fuck it was called. And I was like, that's what you got left. They were like, yeah, I think I left. This is after the people in front of me could not make up their mind. You know. Can we get a dozen donuts? And they lay them down now. That's how long it's been since I've seen anybody get a dozen donuts. They lay them down.
It was like blueberry custard and fuck your mother, whatever the fuck it was called. And I was like, that's what you got left. They were like, yeah, I think I left. This is after the people in front of me could not make up their mind. You know. Can we get a dozen donuts? And they lay them down now. That's how long it's been since I've seen anybody get a dozen donuts. They lay them down.
It was like blueberry custard and fuck your mother, whatever the fuck it was called. And I was like, that's what you got left. They were like, yeah, I think I left. This is after the people in front of me could not make up their mind. You know. Can we get a dozen donuts? And they lay them down now. That's how long it's been since I've seen anybody get a dozen donuts. They lay them down.
Back in the day, they stood them up and the frosting from one donut got on another donut. You know, and evidently with all the iPhones coming out, somebody finally decided, why don't we make the box a different shape and we'll lay them down. And I imagine the Steve Jobs of Dunkin Donuts went to some sort of comic con of fat people.
Back in the day, they stood them up and the frosting from one donut got on another donut. You know, and evidently with all the iPhones coming out, somebody finally decided, why don't we make the box a different shape and we'll lay them down. And I imagine the Steve Jobs of Dunkin Donuts went to some sort of comic con of fat people.
Back in the day, they stood them up and the frosting from one donut got on another donut. You know, and evidently with all the iPhones coming out, somebody finally decided, why don't we make the box a different shape and we'll lay them down. And I imagine the Steve Jobs of Dunkin Donuts went to some sort of comic con of fat people.