Bill Burr

Oh, Jesus.

Killing people for Jesus.

Why does every religion eventually you end up... No matter what religion you're in, you kill for your religion.

It's just fucking... I mean...

People say women are good at manipulating.

I mean, you got to give it up to men.

Jesus Christ.

I'll be honest with you.

This is why I've really just kind of gone a 180 direction.

after all these years of trashing women you know which i'm now realizing really had nothing to do with them surprise surprise it was me and all of my issues and uh and now i've gotten to the point i now feel like that not only should women be in a bunch of positions of power in countries they should be in the majority for the simple fact that men solve their problems with violence

So I don't know.

I think we've had a nice opportunity to show what we can do, which has led us to where we are now.

Why don't we step aside and see what the women have to do?

And when I say the women, I mean all women.

Let's let them all, you know, the best of the best from all...

you know, all the different ways we've separated one another, but we're all human and God loves all of us and he made all of us and you should follow these fucking 10 rules unless, unless, you know, I don't know what, unless other things come up, unless you need to knock something off the front page.

Um,

All right.

With that, let's fucking get into the advertising for the week.

Quo, man, if your team is still operating like a group chat with commitment issues, that's a problem.