Bill Burr

And he came out in a turtleneck sweater with this fucking new balance sneakers. And he fucking showed off the box and everybody went, oh, my God. Right. They're fucking man tits bouncing up and down. And you think he gave credit to the poor little fucking eight year old in the back room who had to put those things together? Huh? The blind nine year old girl who fucking designed the box.

And he came out in a turtleneck sweater with this fucking new balance sneakers. And he fucking showed off the box and everybody went, oh, my God. Right. They're fucking man tits bouncing up and down. And you think he gave credit to the poor little fucking eight year old in the back room who had to put those things together? Huh? The blind nine year old girl who fucking designed the box.

And he came out in a turtleneck sweater with this fucking new balance sneakers. And he fucking showed off the box and everybody went, oh, my God. Right. They're fucking man tits bouncing up and down. And you think he gave credit to the poor little fucking eight year old in the back room who had to put those things together? Huh? The blind nine year old girl who fucking designed the box.

Down in fucking East Albuquerque. You think he gave him any credit? Of course he didn't. Of course he didn't. Oh, look who's here. My two angels. Cutie number one and cutie number two. What's up, buddy? Hey, Nia, this is some bad language in here. She can't understand it anyways. What's going on? Do you want to be on the podcast, Nini? Sure. Well, grab a mic.

Down in fucking East Albuquerque. You think he gave him any credit? Of course he didn't. Of course he didn't. Oh, look who's here. My two angels. Cutie number one and cutie number two. What's up, buddy? Hey, Nia, this is some bad language in here. She can't understand it anyways. What's going on? Do you want to be on the podcast, Nini? Sure. Well, grab a mic.

Down in fucking East Albuquerque. You think he gave him any credit? Of course he didn't. Of course he didn't. Oh, look who's here. My two angels. Cutie number one and cutie number two. What's up, buddy? Hey, Nia, this is some bad language in here. She can't understand it anyways. What's going on? Do you want to be on the podcast, Nini? Sure. Well, grab a mic.

You shake my nerve and you rattle my brain. Okay. Yeah, you got to grab stuff in the bag. Anyways, so... What did you do? What do you mean, what did I do? You got doggy treats. I know, I know. Come back in a minute. Come back in a minute. I'm in the middle of this story. Oh, all right. All right? Bye. Okay. Bye, cutie. You know that fucking guy who tried to make the donuts? That was just an actor.

You shake my nerve and you rattle my brain. Okay. Yeah, you got to grab stuff in the bag. Anyways, so... What did you do? What do you mean, what did I do? You got doggy treats. I know, I know. Come back in a minute. Come back in a minute. I'm in the middle of this story. Oh, all right. All right? Bye. Okay. Bye, cutie. You know that fucking guy who tried to make the donuts? That was just an actor.

You shake my nerve and you rattle my brain. Okay. Yeah, you got to grab stuff in the bag. Anyways, so... What did you do? What do you mean, what did I do? You got doggy treats. I know, I know. Come back in a minute. Come back in a minute. I'm in the middle of this story. Oh, all right. All right? Bye. Okay. Bye, cutie. You know that fucking guy who tried to make the donuts? That was just an actor.

So anyway, so I call up Nia, okay? And I just go, yeah, they don't have any fucking donuts. Their donuts suck there anyways. And she went, oh, my God. She goes, blasphemy. A guy from Boston, which I'm not. I'm from the Boston area. I'm from the safe suburbs. All right? So you can take your goodwill hunting fucking quotes and tell them to somebody else. Because I grew up in a nice suburb.

So anyway, so I call up Nia, okay? And I just go, yeah, they don't have any fucking donuts. Their donuts suck there anyways. And she went, oh, my God. She goes, blasphemy. A guy from Boston, which I'm not. I'm from the Boston area. I'm from the safe suburbs. All right? So you can take your goodwill hunting fucking quotes and tell them to somebody else. Because I grew up in a nice suburb.

So anyway, so I call up Nia, okay? And I just go, yeah, they don't have any fucking donuts. Their donuts suck there anyways. And she went, oh, my God. She goes, blasphemy. A guy from Boston, which I'm not. I'm from the Boston area. I'm from the safe suburbs. All right? So you can take your goodwill hunting fucking quotes and tell them to somebody else. Because I grew up in a nice suburb.

There was cul-de-sacs. We played street hockey. We roasted marshmallows. All right? There was no, it's not your fault. There was none of that shit. Nobody liked apples, and I sucked at math, okay? That's it. I climbed trees, and I had a paper route, okay? So enough with the Southie shit. Anybody from Massachusetts is not from South Boston. We didn't steal cars, okay?

There was cul-de-sacs. We played street hockey. We roasted marshmallows. All right? There was no, it's not your fault. There was none of that shit. Nobody liked apples, and I sucked at math, okay? That's it. I climbed trees, and I had a paper route, okay? So enough with the Southie shit. Anybody from Massachusetts is not from South Boston. We didn't steal cars, okay?

There was cul-de-sacs. We played street hockey. We roasted marshmallows. All right? There was no, it's not your fault. There was none of that shit. Nobody liked apples, and I sucked at math, okay? That's it. I climbed trees, and I had a paper route, okay? So enough with the Southie shit. Anybody from Massachusetts is not from South Boston. We didn't steal cars, okay?

A lot of us are from the suburbs. We slept in bunk beds.

A lot of us are from the suburbs. We slept in bunk beds.

A lot of us are from the suburbs. We slept in bunk beds.

I'm so sick of that fucking movie.

I'm so sick of that fucking movie.