Bill Burr
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Podcast Appearances
I'm so sick of that fucking movie.
Where are you from? You just say, you know, I'm from Massachusetts. Southie? Did you grow up in Southie?
Where are you from? You just say, you know, I'm from Massachusetts. Southie? Did you grow up in Southie?
Where are you from? You just say, you know, I'm from Massachusetts. Southie? Did you grow up in Southie?
Like some fucking stuck up Harvard cunt is going to mess with anybody ever from fucking, well, back the way South Boston used to be. Now there are Harvard grads that live down there from what I've heard. I have no idea. I don't know what goes on in that city. OK, last time I lived there, they were just starting the big dig. And that big, ugly green thing was still there.
Like some fucking stuck up Harvard cunt is going to mess with anybody ever from fucking, well, back the way South Boston used to be. Now there are Harvard grads that live down there from what I've heard. I have no idea. I don't know what goes on in that city. OK, last time I lived there, they were just starting the big dig. And that big, ugly green thing was still there.
Like some fucking stuck up Harvard cunt is going to mess with anybody ever from fucking, well, back the way South Boston used to be. Now there are Harvard grads that live down there from what I've heard. I have no idea. I don't know what goes on in that city. OK, last time I lived there, they were just starting the big dig. And that big, ugly green thing was still there.
And going from Faneuil Hall over to the north end, you took your life in your hands. You just felt it. You went underneath the fucking Southeast Expressway. And it was scary, you know. Anyways, what the fuck? So I call her up and I just say, yeah, I got the donuts suck. And she goes, oh, my God. She goes, a Boston guy saying Dunkin Donuts sucks. That's blasphemy.
And going from Faneuil Hall over to the north end, you took your life in your hands. You just felt it. You went underneath the fucking Southeast Expressway. And it was scary, you know. Anyways, what the fuck? So I call her up and I just say, yeah, I got the donuts suck. And she goes, oh, my God. She goes, a Boston guy saying Dunkin Donuts sucks. That's blasphemy.
And going from Faneuil Hall over to the north end, you took your life in your hands. You just felt it. You went underneath the fucking Southeast Expressway. And it was scary, you know. Anyways, what the fuck? So I call her up and I just say, yeah, I got the donuts suck. And she goes, oh, my God. She goes, a Boston guy saying Dunkin Donuts sucks. That's blasphemy.
It's like, yeah, nobody gives a fuck about the donuts. It's all about the coffee. All right. I don't drink the coffee. I don't drink coffee. I don't like it. Tastes like dirty water. It burns my tongue. It stains your teeth. It's just it's a fucking it's the trifecta of, you know, I guess it helps you take a shit, though.
It's like, yeah, nobody gives a fuck about the donuts. It's all about the coffee. All right. I don't drink the coffee. I don't drink coffee. I don't like it. Tastes like dirty water. It burns my tongue. It stains your teeth. It's just it's a fucking it's the trifecta of, you know, I guess it helps you take a shit, though.
It's like, yeah, nobody gives a fuck about the donuts. It's all about the coffee. All right. I don't drink the coffee. I don't drink coffee. I don't like it. Tastes like dirty water. It burns my tongue. It stains your teeth. It's just it's a fucking it's the trifecta of, you know, I guess it helps you take a shit, though.
I know a lot of people like, you know, I drink a coffee, smoke a cig, take a good shit, get on with my day, you know, have a French fucking curler. It's all about the like their bread and butter is the coffee. OK, that's the lead singer. That's like if if Dunkin Donuts broke up and the coffee went solo. All right.
I know a lot of people like, you know, I drink a coffee, smoke a cig, take a good shit, get on with my day, you know, have a French fucking curler. It's all about the like their bread and butter is the coffee. OK, that's the lead singer. That's like if if Dunkin Donuts broke up and the coffee went solo. All right.
I know a lot of people like, you know, I drink a coffee, smoke a cig, take a good shit, get on with my day, you know, have a French fucking curler. It's all about the like their bread and butter is the coffee. OK, that's the lead singer. That's like if if Dunkin Donuts broke up and the coffee went solo. All right.
That's the George Michael and the donuts are the whatever the other guy's name was, Andrew Ridgely. Anyway, so I go, yeah, fuck that place. So the people in front of me, they could make up their goddamn mind. Like, what do you want? What's in those?
That's the George Michael and the donuts are the whatever the other guy's name was, Andrew Ridgely. Anyway, so I go, yeah, fuck that place. So the people in front of me, they could make up their goddamn mind. Like, what do you want? What's in those?
That's the George Michael and the donuts are the whatever the other guy's name was, Andrew Ridgely. Anyway, so I go, yeah, fuck that place. So the people in front of me, they could make up their goddamn mind. Like, what do you want? What's in those?
Let's get three of those. They kept talking to each other. We'll get three of the pink ones. And I was already having a bad day because I keep my truck in storage now because we got the little one. It's just easier for my wife to get in and out of the garage.