Bill Burr

Let's get three of those. They kept talking to each other. We'll get three of the pink ones. And I was already having a bad day because I keep my truck in storage now because we got the little one. It's just easier for my wife to get in and out of the garage.

Let's get three of those. They kept talking to each other. We'll get three of the pink ones. And I was already having a bad day because I keep my truck in storage now because we got the little one. It's just easier for my wife to get in and out of the garage.

And I knew if I kept my truck there and she always had to squeeze by it and try and get the fucking stroller and all that shit, you know what's going to happen. Eventually, she's going to be like,

And I knew if I kept my truck there and she always had to squeeze by it and try and get the fucking stroller and all that shit, you know what's going to happen. Eventually, she's going to be like,

And I knew if I kept my truck there and she always had to squeeze by it and try and get the fucking stroller and all that shit, you know what's going to happen. Eventually, she's going to be like,

What do we need three cars for? And eventually she's going to make me sell it. So I did a preemptive strike and I immediately put it in fucking storage before she could bitch about it. So I had it over the last fucking like five days loving. So I just switch out. All right. I put Jackie in storage and I take out the old girl. Right. And I drove her for like five fucking days.

What do we need three cars for? And eventually she's going to make me sell it. So I did a preemptive strike and I immediately put it in fucking storage before she could bitch about it. So I had it over the last fucking like five days loving. So I just switch out. All right. I put Jackie in storage and I take out the old girl. Right. And I drove her for like five fucking days.

What do we need three cars for? And eventually she's going to make me sell it. So I did a preemptive strike and I immediately put it in fucking storage before she could bitch about it. So I had it over the last fucking like five days loving. So I just switch out. All right. I put Jackie in storage and I take out the old girl. Right. And I drove her for like five fucking days.

And of course the battery died because I forgot to unhook the terminals there. Had to get a jump down at the comedy store. Um, And anyway, so I'm going to return the car today. And it's the day before I go on the road. So we have a rule in my house. In my house, there is a rule. Basically, the day before I go on the road, it's family day. I hang out, you know, I make breakfast.

And of course the battery died because I forgot to unhook the terminals there. Had to get a jump down at the comedy store. Um, And anyway, so I'm going to return the car today. And it's the day before I go on the road. So we have a rule in my house. In my house, there is a rule. Basically, the day before I go on the road, it's family day. I hang out, you know, I make breakfast.

And of course the battery died because I forgot to unhook the terminals there. Had to get a jump down at the comedy store. Um, And anyway, so I'm going to return the car today. And it's the day before I go on the road. So we have a rule in my house. In my house, there is a rule. Basically, the day before I go on the road, it's family day. I hang out, you know, I make breakfast.

I made some fucking meatballs. I cook the goddamn chicken. I make sure she's got food in the fridge. You know, I'm a hell of a dad. So I make sure she's going to be all right. Right. So I go, all right, I got to return my truck. She's like, when are you going to be back? I'm like, I'm going to be back soon. All right. So I get in the truck and I do what I always do.

I made some fucking meatballs. I cook the goddamn chicken. I make sure she's got food in the fridge. You know, I'm a hell of a dad. So I make sure she's going to be all right. Right. So I go, all right, I got to return my truck. She's like, when are you going to be back? I'm like, I'm going to be back soon. All right. So I get in the truck and I do what I always do.

I made some fucking meatballs. I cook the goddamn chicken. I make sure she's got food in the fridge. You know, I'm a hell of a dad. So I make sure she's going to be all right. Right. So I go, all right, I got to return my truck. She's like, when are you going to be back? I'm like, I'm going to be back soon. All right. So I get in the truck and I do what I always do.

I drive down the I got to move fucking, you know, I got to move her car. I become like a valet because I have the shittiest driveway ever. Right. So I'm fucking driving up the street. And as always, big, stupid grin on my face. It's my favorite thing ever. It's three on the tree. It's so much fun to drive.

I drive down the I got to move fucking, you know, I got to move her car. I become like a valet because I have the shittiest driveway ever. Right. So I'm fucking driving up the street. And as always, big, stupid grin on my face. It's my favorite thing ever. It's three on the tree. It's so much fun to drive.

I drive down the I got to move fucking, you know, I got to move her car. I become like a valet because I have the shittiest driveway ever. Right. So I'm fucking driving up the street. And as always, big, stupid grin on my face. It's my favorite thing ever. It's three on the tree. It's so much fun to drive.

And whenever I get a little bit of space out here, I just get to fucking run through all three gears. That's all I want to do. Every time I do, I get right in. The second I get it into third gear, I always have the window down. Even though I put some AC in there, I never fucking use it. I didn't use it for so long.

And whenever I get a little bit of space out here, I just get to fucking run through all three gears. That's all I want to do. Every time I do, I get right in. The second I get it into third gear, I always have the window down. Even though I put some AC in there, I never fucking use it. I didn't use it for so long.

And whenever I get a little bit of space out here, I just get to fucking run through all three gears. That's all I want to do. Every time I do, I get right in. The second I get it into third gear, I always have the window down. Even though I put some AC in there, I never fucking use it. I didn't use it for so long.