Bill Burr

I turned it on and all this white shit came out and I breathed it in and probably took like fucking nine years off my life. Anytime I get it up into third gear and I'm cruising down the street, I always do the same thing. I always go, woo! Every time. I never did that once in nine years of owning my Prius, ever. It's just, it's the greatest sound in the fucking world.

I turned it on and all this white shit came out and I breathed it in and probably took like fucking nine years off my life. Anytime I get it up into third gear and I'm cruising down the street, I always do the same thing. I always go, woo! Every time. I never did that once in nine years of owning my Prius, ever. It's just, it's the greatest sound in the fucking world.

I turned it on and all this white shit came out and I breathed it in and probably took like fucking nine years off my life. Anytime I get it up into third gear and I'm cruising down the street, I always do the same thing. I always go, woo! Every time. I never did that once in nine years of owning my Prius, ever. It's just, it's the greatest sound in the fucking world.

It's the sound of a big fucking American engine making it great, running through the fucking gears, loud pipes. It's the greatest fucking sound ever. And every time I get through, I go up the street, right? So I'm having a great time. You know, I'm driving down the street. I got the AM radio on. I usually listen to Keyshawn Johnson's fucking sports show.

It's the sound of a big fucking American engine making it great, running through the fucking gears, loud pipes. It's the greatest fucking sound ever. And every time I get through, I go up the street, right? So I'm having a great time. You know, I'm driving down the street. I got the AM radio on. I usually listen to Keyshawn Johnson's fucking sports show.

It's the sound of a big fucking American engine making it great, running through the fucking gears, loud pipes. It's the greatest fucking sound ever. And every time I get through, I go up the street, right? So I'm having a great time. You know, I'm driving down the street. I got the AM radio on. I usually listen to Keyshawn Johnson's fucking sports show.

But, you know, it's the weekend, so it wasn't on. And anyways, I get on to, you know, I get on to the fucking highway. And, of course, I'm cruising along. And right before I get to my exit, it is just like this traffic from fucking, it's like 5 in the afternoon traffic of a fucking truck jackknifed. It is just, of course, my exit. And I told the people I'd be over there by noon.

But, you know, it's the weekend, so it wasn't on. And anyways, I get on to, you know, I get on to the fucking highway. And, of course, I'm cruising along. And right before I get to my exit, it is just like this traffic from fucking, it's like 5 in the afternoon traffic of a fucking truck jackknifed. It is just, of course, my exit. And I told the people I'd be over there by noon.

But, you know, it's the weekend, so it wasn't on. And anyways, I get on to, you know, I get on to the fucking highway. And, of course, I'm cruising along. And right before I get to my exit, it is just like this traffic from fucking, it's like 5 in the afternoon traffic of a fucking truck jackknifed. It is just, of course, my exit. And I told the people I'd be over there by noon.

So I'm starting to feel stressed. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So I try to make a fucking, you know, a Boston move here. Right. Even though I'm from the suburbs, a Massachusetts move. I'm going to go around all this shit, act like I'm going to drive by and then I'm going to fucking cut in. And I don't know what the fuck was going on. I couldn't see any accidents.

So I'm starting to feel stressed. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So I try to make a fucking, you know, a Boston move here. Right. Even though I'm from the suburbs, a Massachusetts move. I'm going to go around all this shit, act like I'm going to drive by and then I'm going to fucking cut in. And I don't know what the fuck was going on. I couldn't see any accidents.

So I'm starting to feel stressed. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So I try to make a fucking, you know, a Boston move here. Right. Even though I'm from the suburbs, a Massachusetts move. I'm going to go around all this shit, act like I'm going to drive by and then I'm going to fucking cut in. And I don't know what the fuck was going on. I couldn't see any accidents.

So I'm trying to go from one highway to another. So I know what I'll do. I'll just fucking, rather than go east like I want to, I'll just get on the west side. I'll take the highway west, go down one exit, and then I'll curl back around. Because I can see on the overpass, there's no fucking traffic. I don't know whether it was like this offshoot to the on-ramp, right, that everyone was going down.

So I'm trying to go from one highway to another. So I know what I'll do. I'll just fucking, rather than go east like I want to, I'll just get on the west side. I'll take the highway west, go down one exit, and then I'll curl back around. Because I can see on the overpass, there's no fucking traffic. I don't know whether it was like this offshoot to the on-ramp, right, that everyone was going down.

So I'm trying to go from one highway to another. So I know what I'll do. I'll just fucking, rather than go east like I want to, I'll just get on the west side. I'll take the highway west, go down one exit, and then I'll curl back around. Because I can see on the overpass, there's no fucking traffic. I don't know whether it was like this offshoot to the on-ramp, right, that everyone was going down.

Like, I don't know what the, like, Paul Simon was doing like a free concert or some shit. That was the level of traffic. So I say, fuck it. I get out of the traffic. I drive down, get it up to third gear. Woo-hoo! Right. I fucking go to go west to turn one fucking block, you know, one exit up and then come back around.

Like, I don't know what the, like, Paul Simon was doing like a free concert or some shit. That was the level of traffic. So I say, fuck it. I get out of the traffic. I drive down, get it up to third gear. Woo-hoo! Right. I fucking go to go west to turn one fucking block, you know, one exit up and then come back around.

Like, I don't know what the, like, Paul Simon was doing like a free concert or some shit. That was the level of traffic. So I say, fuck it. I get out of the traffic. I drive down, get it up to third gear. Woo-hoo! Right. I fucking go to go west to turn one fucking block, you know, one exit up and then come back around.

And as I fucking go there, all of a sudden, this is all this other traffic going the other direction. And I and this is the first time since I started meditating that I had an absolute meltdown. I literally screamed as loud as I possibly could. Fuck you, L.A. Every fucking cock sucking motherfucking cunt fucking every word you could possibly think.

And as I fucking go there, all of a sudden, this is all this other traffic going the other direction. And I and this is the first time since I started meditating that I had an absolute meltdown. I literally screamed as loud as I possibly could. Fuck you, L.A. Every fucking cock sucking motherfucking cunt fucking every word you could possibly think.