Bill Burr

I kept this a secret for two years.

We only had two fights, but each time he broke off the engagement only to apologize and make up the next day.

One month prior to the trip, he says he wants to postpone proposing due to finances since we will be moving to another state after I graduate.

I understand.

Why spend five grand on a wedding when we'll soon need that to get a house?

Well, the next day he admitted the other reason is because I had gained weight

After getting on birth control and anxiety meds.

Yeah, you fuck this guy.

I'm getting a master's in physics and have a part-time job.

So sorry if I couldn't hit the gym enough.

Well, that's no excuse.

You should also fucking eat well.

And I'm not saying that about him and your relationship.

You should do it for yourself.

Because you really do not want the health issues that fucking start...

Earliest in your late 30s and into your 40s.

You know, I've lost friends to heart attacks that look like they're in the same shape as me, but I don't know.

You got to get checked up just because you're busy.

This is what you do.

You fucking cook all your food on the weekend and you got to make that a fucking priority.