Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Ernest Borgnine, Ethel Merman.
There we go.
The classic Ethel Merman story.
All right.
Of course, this is going to be some douche turning it into an entire fucking blog.
Goddamn assholes.
Okay, yeah, so she was in her brief marriage.
Merman was on some fucking movie set, and she came home.
She was all excited because the director had complimented her, saying she had the voice of like a 25-year-old, you know, face.
And she was like 60, all right?
35-year-old face and a 35-year-old figure.
And she said, and then Ernest Borgnine said, oh, yeah.
He goes, did he bring up your old cunt?
She goes, no, he didn't mention you once.
Something like that.
I don't know.
This isn't written as well.
And what about your 65 year old cunt?
And she said, nobody mentioned you at all.
I've seen this thing written like five different ways.