Bill Burr

You are not allowed to defend your own goal.

Get the fuck out of the way of it.

And at the last second, jump in when the guy's already got a head of steam coming down the fucking lane, and then you're going to end up on SportsCenter getting dunked on.

So instead, what you do is you just don't contest it.

I will say this, though.

The best shooters collectively the NBA has ever seen.

It's like the fucking Globetrotters out there.

Got a guy out there like eight feet tall just draining threes.

Draining threes.

Like he's Steph Curry.

It doesn't even make any sense.

Anyway, they pick up their dribble at the top of the other team's key and just fucking run.

As long as you do that Euro step, I don't know what it is.

I think it's because they're trying to go global with it.

And Europeans still like maybe, I don't know, maybe they're not good at dribbling.

They're great at shooting.

I don't think they're good at dribbling.

So they let them do like, no, you know what it is?

I think they wear a lot of like loafers over there.

you know and they just used to kind of like sliding over somewhere you know and lighting a cigarette all in the same way that's how you get like pussy in austria or something so i think they're just used to doing that so now it's like all right you know we want to go global we got dirk in so now germany's into the shit or whatever the fuck he's from and then they just think we got this guy in the nuggets now those other i think they just do that that's just how it goes um