Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, March 23rd, 2026. Six, six.
What's going on, man? How's it going this Monday? Oh, geez. Here we go again. March madness.
NHL coming to a close of the regular season. Final two fucking weeks, dude. The fuck? NBA? NBA goes on forever. NBA just keeps going like people traveling. You know, it's a metaphor for how long their fucking season is and how long the playoffs go. They almost go into July now, taking four steps, a Euro step. Then you can do a James Brown slide. And then everybody's got to clear out of the paint. Get out of the paint. You are not allowed to defend your own goal. Get the fuck out of the way of it. And at the last second, jump in when the guy's already got a head of steam coming down the fucking lane, and then you're going to end up on SportsCenter getting dunked on. So instead, what you do is you just don't contest it.
I will say this, though. The best shooters collectively the NBA has ever seen. It's like the fucking Globetrotters out there. Got a guy out there like eight feet tall just draining threes. Draining threes. Like he's Steph Curry. It doesn't even make any sense. Anyway, they pick up their dribble at the top of the other team's key and just fucking run.
Why do some sports seasons feel excessively long?
As long as you do that Euro step, I don't know what it is. I think it's because they're trying to go global with it. And Europeans still like maybe, I don't know, maybe they're not good at dribbling. They're great at shooting. I don't think they're good at dribbling. So they let them do like, no, you know what it is? I think they wear a lot of like loafers over there. you know and they just used to kind of like sliding over somewhere you know and lighting a cigarette all in the same way that's how you get like pussy in austria or something so i think they're just used to doing that so now it's like all right you know we want to go global we got dirk in so now germany's into the shit or whatever the fuck he's from and then they just think we got this guy in the nuggets now those other i think they just do that that's just how it goes um
Anyway, although in his country, it's like Thunderdome when you do the jokage, right? I don't know much about NBA, but I saw footage one time. They asked me if he was intimidated about playing over here, and then he sort of laughed, and then they cut to this footage of what it's like. I mean, it just seemed like...
What is the Euro step and how does it influence basketball play?
It seemed like they were going off to war. Like, it made me... Like, it was unsettling. There's passion. And then there's, like, is somebody going to die? Like, this feels, like, very nationalistic. I don't understand. This is just... It's still a sporting event, right? Anyway. I got to go to a pool party today. Oh, my God. Like... It's just as a ginger. You think like they got to know, like, why would you invite me to this? So the two things, two things as a ginger, you know, like socially, if they were done at night, I often wonder what my life would be like. Like if pool parties and golf were at night. You know, I don't think I would have questioned anything and I would have fell right in line. You know, got a middle management job.
You know, agreeing with somebody who's a little fatter than me. I think that's how you tell like the power structure of a company. You know, the higher you go up in like middle management, like the more the fatter the person is, the more juice they got. And then once you push through to the other side, then all of a sudden they're all like super fit CEOs, right? You know, they're all amazed at themselves and their ability to save the company money that they immediately put in their own pocket. You know, like you ever try to put something together now, like a toy or some shit. You look at the instructions, how underwritten they are. You know, like say they needed four pages. They'll do like a quarter of a page now.
And you just got to like figure it out. And then like it saves all this money in printing. And then everybody in the company is like, oh, my God, Jeremy, that was fucking brilliant.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–1:35
2
Why do some sports seasons feel excessively long?
1:35–2:44
3
What is the Euro step and how does it influence basketball play?
2:44–11:18
4
How does Bill Burr feel about attending a pool party as a ginger?
11:18–11:55
5
What are the challenges of being a ginger in social situations?
11:55–12:35
6
How do comedy clubs justify asking for personal information?
12:35–12:52
7
What are the implications of sharing personal data with businesses?
12:52–58:19
Speakers
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