New Orleans, NFL Stadiums, 'Dallas' | Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-26
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What does Bill Burr talk about in the opening of the Monday Morning Podcast?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast. So Monday, September 21st, 2026. Six, six. What's going on, Hawaii? Oh my God, dude, there's like so much shit to talk about. I'm trying to knock this podcast out before the kids get up. It's 5.30 in the morning, in the morning, in the evening, doing a podcast. That was a fucking hit song back then.
In the morning, in the evening, ain't we got fun?
You just fucking write a song about being happy. Way before Pharrell did it. You know? Boy, he's a jolly good fellow. You just write happy shit about people. Ain't we got fun? What was another one? Yes, we have no bananas. Talking about, you know, whatever the fuck's going on at your fruit stand. We got kumquats and green beans and rutabagas, but yes, we got no bananas. And everybody's like, oh my God, that song, it's so fucking relatable. And then meanwhile, meanwhile, it's like, there's all like, there's horrible shit happening. Maybe that's why they did it. It was denial. He had a depression. Women were getting the shit kicked out of him because they wanted to vote. Employees were getting the shit kicked out of him because they wanted a fair wage.
That's kind of coming back, huh? Have you noticed that about protesting? It's like if you go to a protest now, it's like you're going to get a 90% chance you're going to get the shit kicked out of you by somebody. They're going to stick somebody on your side to throw a brick or whatever at the cops. They do it to everybody now, even white people. They used to just do that to people who weren't white, who wanted, you know, the same opportunities as white people. You know... It's a pretty pedestrian ask. Anyway, I just got back from New Orleans and I've never understood the Klan and I understand the Klan even less. If you're in the Klan, just go to New Orleans. You know what I mean? I don't know. And if you can't fucking figure it out at that point, I don't know how to help you.
Amazing people down there. Beautiful people. Analog people. Playing instruments. Food's incredible. Super friendly. I just, I could not have had a better time when I was down there. Every time I go down there, I forget how fucking amazing the goddamn food is. Can't find a salad to save your life, but I gotta tell you, man, the fucking red rice and beans, jambalaya, po' boy sandwiches, my God. It was fantastic. Oh, Billy went off his diet a little bit. Went off his diet a little bit. I didn't make it over to the Willie Mays chicken spot, but I hit every other place and then found a couple of coffee spots. Bon Ami was great. And then Mammoth Coffee was fucking outstanding. And anyway, but let's talk. We got to talk football, man.
We got to talk football. College football is slowly ramping up. College football, if you're a college football fan, like, my heart goes out to you. First of all, the season is basically two and a half months long. Starts roughly beginning of September and is done Thanksgiving weekend. But it maybe lasts, it's like three months long. Okay, when you're probably thinking, well, you know, Bill, back in the day, the NFL football season was three months long. No, it wasn't. It was always four months long and then the playoffs. Talking about like the regular season. But now, like, but college football, it's like the first three weeks are bullshit. You know what I mean? At least they're smart enough now where they have like, you know, they have one real game each weekend because those first three weeks, like what the fuck am I watching?
Why does Bill say New Orleans is the best place he’s ever visited?
Alabama versus the Home Depot All-Stars. Before you turn it off, each one of these Home Depot employees played competitive college football at the community college level.
Just pay these fucking teams like $10 million to come in and get the shit kicked out of them. I mean, I know there's like, you know, good games like that LSU, you miss game was fucking fantastic as much as LSU lost. Fucking Lane Kiffin. I like how he's going like, I like to be hated. He's finally like, I'm going to take control of this narrative.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Bill Burr talk about in the opening of the Monday Morning Podcast?
0:01–4:38
2
Why does Bill say New Orleans is the best place he’s ever visited?
4:38–10:06
3
How does Bill break down the current state of college football season?
10:06–17:09
4
What are Bill’s thoughts on the NFL’s new stadium projects?
17:09–24:36
5
Why does Bill compare the new NFL venues to historic stadiums like Arrowhead?
24:36–30:46
6
What does Bill think about the TV series “Dallas” and its recent re‑watch?
30:46–40:39
7
How does Bill describe his recent motorcycle riding experience and what he learned from it?
40:39–54:12
8
What upcoming shows and comedy festivals does Bill announce for October?
54:12–1:05:17
Speakers
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