Bill Burr

You know, got a middle management job.

You know, agreeing with somebody who's a little fatter than me.

I think that's how you tell like the power structure of a company.

You know, the higher you go up in like middle management, like the more the fatter the person is, the more juice they got.

And then once you push through to the other side, then all of a sudden they're all like super fit CEOs, right?

You know, they're all amazed at themselves and their ability to save the company money that they immediately put in their own pocket.

You know, like you ever try to put something together now, like a toy or some shit.

You look at the instructions, how underwritten they are.

You know, like say they needed four pages.

They'll do like a quarter of a page now.

And you just got to like figure it out.

And then like it saves all this money in printing.

And then everybody in the company is like, oh, my God, Jeremy, that was fucking brilliant.

That's amazing what you just did.

You totally fucked the customer, but you saved all that money.

And he's like, yeah, time to write myself a nine figure bonus.

I don't understand how that's legal.

That's all these fucking guys do is they come in as the new CEO.

They fire like 5,000 people.

They make the product shittier.