Bill Burr
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And then you tell me if that's the kind of football you like watching.
Another favorite one is they'll show a clip from a movie.
Back when you could do jokes like this.
It's like, dude, you're on the internet.
You are one click away from free pornography.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Pornography, not pornography.
Pornography.
People acting like they're being censored.
It's like you're on the internet.
You can watch somebody get beheaded.
Is that not enough for you?
You know?
They still have to make jokes like they used to make them on The Office?
Like, what are we fucking arguing here?
Anyways, it is Sunday, everybody.
I got to go to this goddamn... I got to go to this fucking pool party, kid.
Um... Oh, it's the worst.
I show up.
Everybody asks me for the 90th summer and for my 57th summer in a row if I'm aware of how white my legs are.