Bill Burr
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We're all going to get on the same page and be like, hey, you know, we're all Americans.
You can think this, I can think that, and we don't have to yell at each other on the internet.
How about that?
That would be nice.
Maybe we can get these fucking nerds.
Like, I swear to God, if I was running shit, if you had a bot on your fucking social media platform designed just to infuriate your fellow countrymen, you're going to jail for treason.
That's it.
All right, you fucking nerd.
You think getting stuffed in a locker was bad in high school?
How about getting fucking put in general population?
All right, you fucking jujitsu-taking, calculus-passing motherfucker.
Jesus Christ.
First they know calculus.
Now they know jujitsu.
And they own social media platforms.
How long are we going to turn our fucking eyes on this shit?
They're already heartless.
I do think it's cool that nerds take jujitsu now.
You know, I think that is the answer.
And then go confront your bully and fucking choke him out.