Bill Burr

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I mean, dude, if you can grow them in your house, you must be able to grow them inside that, you know, that shipping container you buried in the back of your yard.

That would be fantastic.

Get a kegerator.

You're making guacamole.

Everybody else is eating each other with the fucking zombies and the robots, and you're just sitting in the ground just waiting for that asteroid to hit.

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