Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
They can't justify it.
Why do you have to do all of that?
You know what you need to do?
You got to get a burner number.
You got to get a fake email.
Sign up for fucking AOL.
Send them to that goddamn fucking wasteland.
And home address to buy.
First of all, none of that has to be real.
The burner number.
So you have the tickets.
The phony fucking email address that you give to all of these fucking cunts.
That's the thing right now.
You got to have like your shadow person.
That's who you give it to.
it's inevitable.
They're going to fucking microchip everybody, which is fucking hilarious.
Literally, the people that fuck kids are going to come up with the fucking microchip to microchip your kid to prevent them from fucking getting snatched.
I mean, it's an insane world that we're living in.
If there's any business that is selling your data for extra cash, I would guess it is comedy clubs.