Bill Burr
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Let me make it up to you.
I don't want to fight.
Guess what?
They don't either.
Unless you married a cunt.
Then you got to get out of it, right?
But if you married an adult...
Or if you're a woman, if you're married a dick, you got to get out of it.
But if you're married an adult, that can actually be like, all right, you know what?
You know, I didn't look at it that way.
I can see now through the lens of how you're saying that perhaps maybe, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
You know, and if I'm honest, as it was coming out of my mouth, I was like, am I going to get away with that?
Did anybody notice?
They noticed.
They all notice.
They all clock it.
Everything.
Everything gets noticed.
So, anyway, I got the kids to bed, you know, did the baths, all that.