Bill Burr
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And, you know, I don't need any Mises.
I hate you Mises to pieces coming in my kitchen or cockroaches or anything.
So, you know, I go all out.
I get out the vacuum cleaner.
I fucking vacuum the whole goddamn place up.
Wipe down the counters, and then fuck the dishwasher, by the way.
Okay?
In its ass.
It doesn't work.
It's good at sterilizing, but, like, if you take, like, a glass out of a dishwasher, fucking fill it up with water, and look at all the soap residue.
You know?
You're drinking that.
Next time you have a Coke, you're like, yeah, this doesn't taste as good.
You know?
It's because you have dishwashing liquid mixed in.
With that delicious soda that takes rust off of a bike chain.
Yeah, so I do that.
I get everything like I'm big on.
I don't want to deal with yesterday's shit today because today's shit is coming.
I don't need to.