Bill Burr

And those robots know how to, like, You know, they can like grow an ear in a Petri dish. Eventually, you'll be able to grow all vitals. You know what I mean? And then you can just live forever. What would you do? What would you do? There's a reason why you die. You just run out of shit. What the fuck would you do? I would just keep learning shit.

It's like, all right, for the next 80, like every 80 years, you just pick being something. All right, this 80 years, I'm going to be a gearhead. I'm going to learn how to take a whole fucking car apart, put it back together, make it fast, fast and loud. I'll just learn how to do that shit. I'll have the robot right here. It knows everything. It'll fucking teach me how to do it.

It's like, all right, for the next 80, like every 80 years, you just pick being something. All right, this 80 years, I'm going to be a gearhead. I'm going to learn how to take a whole fucking car apart, put it back together, make it fast, fast and loud. I'll just learn how to do that shit. I'll have the robot right here. It knows everything. It'll fucking teach me how to do it.

It's like, all right, for the next 80, like every 80 years, you just pick being something. All right, this 80 years, I'm going to be a gearhead. I'm going to learn how to take a whole fucking car apart, put it back together, make it fast, fast and loud. I'll just learn how to do that shit. I'll have the robot right here. It knows everything. It'll fucking teach me how to do it.

And then once I get it down, you know, and I do that for a while, you know, fucking learn every instrument, learn every language. You're eventually just going to run out of shit to do. And you'd just be looking at your robot, just going like, dude, I know this is fucking nuts. I know we've been together now, sweetheart, for fucking 800 years, but could you do me a favor?

And then once I get it down, you know, and I do that for a while, you know, fucking learn every instrument, learn every language. You're eventually just going to run out of shit to do. And you'd just be looking at your robot, just going like, dude, I know this is fucking nuts. I know we've been together now, sweetheart, for fucking 800 years, but could you do me a favor?

And then once I get it down, you know, and I do that for a while, you know, fucking learn every instrument, learn every language. You're eventually just going to run out of shit to do. And you'd just be looking at your robot, just going like, dude, I know this is fucking nuts. I know we've been together now, sweetheart, for fucking 800 years, but could you do me a favor?

Do you want me to kick you in the balls? No, sweetheart, I don't. It'd be funny if they, even though it totally looked real, it totally felt like a real person, but they could never perfect the voice, so it'd still fucking talk like that.

Do you want me to kick you in the balls? No, sweetheart, I don't. It'd be funny if they, even though it totally looked real, it totally felt like a real person, but they could never perfect the voice, so it'd still fucking talk like that.

Do you want me to kick you in the balls? No, sweetheart, I don't. It'd be funny if they, even though it totally looked real, it totally felt like a real person, but they could never perfect the voice, so it'd still fucking talk like that.

You're killing it for me.

You're killing it for me.

You're killing it for me.

You'd have to just say to the fucking thing, look, 800 years, okay? I'm coming up on 800 years. All right, I've lived more years than Hank Aaron hit home runs. Could you do me a favor? On my 800th birthday, I know what I want, okay? Could you just choke me to death, please? Not compute, you know, and you just they won't kill you. And then you're fucking your punishment is that you live forever.

You'd have to just say to the fucking thing, look, 800 years, okay? I'm coming up on 800 years. All right, I've lived more years than Hank Aaron hit home runs. Could you do me a favor? On my 800th birthday, I know what I want, okay? Could you just choke me to death, please? Not compute, you know, and you just they won't kill you. And then you're fucking your punishment is that you live forever.

You'd have to just say to the fucking thing, look, 800 years, okay? I'm coming up on 800 years. All right, I've lived more years than Hank Aaron hit home runs. Could you do me a favor? On my 800th birthday, I know what I want, okay? Could you just choke me to death, please? Not compute, you know, and you just they won't kill you. And then you're fucking your punishment is that you live forever.

You know, you kind of like a vampire at that point because you can kind of seduce any woman you want because they're all going to be, you know. You're just going to get you know what I bet after a while, if you live long enough, you just start banging. You'd have you'd make like ugly chick robots and you just bang them because you were so sick of banging tents.

You know, you kind of like a vampire at that point because you can kind of seduce any woman you want because they're all going to be, you know. You're just going to get you know what I bet after a while, if you live long enough, you just start banging. You'd have you'd make like ugly chick robots and you just bang them because you were so sick of banging tents.

You know, you kind of like a vampire at that point because you can kind of seduce any woman you want because they're all going to be, you know. You're just going to get you know what I bet after a while, if you live long enough, you just start banging. You'd have you'd make like ugly chick robots and you just bang them because you were so sick of banging tents.

I mean, it's a fucking it's a hell of a goddamn it. I don't think human beings can survive in that. Just you just think of all the shit that that's going to happen. All right. Female comedians. What the fuck is this? I didn't know this was coming up. All right. Hey, baby daddy Billy boy emailing from Dublin. Big fan of the podcast is stand up.