Bill Burr

That'll be a new way for somebody to whore themselves out.

Is your job will be to go to one of these nerds that swallowed up a business into their own pocket and made a thousand people become homeless.

Your job now will be to go in there and deliberately say stupid shit so that they can like correct you.

You know?

Be like some new sort of... Something that's called like organic.

Because once they have the robots...

The robots will never be wrong because they're programmed with the information that the owner of the robot will enjoy.

And then one day I feel like the nerd will miss something making a mistake, you know, in their presence and they need to correct it.

So maybe that will be a job.

What the fuck would that job be called?

I don't know.

All right, let's continue on with the fucking questions here.

All right, loneliest sports franchise.

Dear Billy Beaver.

I don't know what that means.

Beaver means pussy to me.

Or I get buck teeth.

I don't think it gets any lonelier than my long-suffering Winnipeg Jets who are visiting your Bruins later this month who are so consistently good it hurts.

The closest other NHL franchise is the Minnesota Wild who are a seven-hour drive south.

Jesus Christ.