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Bill Burr

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Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Remember you were talking about the Great Barrier Reef a couple of weeks or months ago? Not really sure anymore. Too much weed, man. Anyway, I saw this on the front page of the New York Times and thought you would enjoy shitting on Australia some more. I don't like shitting on Australia. I was just shitting on that guy.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Remember you were talking about the Great Barrier Reef a couple of weeks or months ago? Not really sure anymore. Too much weed, man. Anyway, I saw this on the front page of the New York Times and thought you would enjoy shitting on Australia some more. I don't like shitting on Australia. I was just shitting on that guy.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Remember you were talking about the Great Barrier Reef a couple of weeks or months ago? Not really sure anymore. Too much weed, man. Anyway, I saw this on the front page of the New York Times and thought you would enjoy shitting on Australia some more. I don't like shitting on Australia. I was just shitting on that guy.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It basically says that huge sections of the great barrier reef that stretch across hundreds of mile were recently found dead and they were killed by overheated saltwater. I know this is coming from a liberal paper, but I think it's pretty clear evidence. There is significant global warming. Anyway, you fat Ebola ridden piece of shit. Love the podcast and keep on keeping on. Um, Yeah.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It basically says that huge sections of the great barrier reef that stretch across hundreds of mile were recently found dead and they were killed by overheated saltwater. I know this is coming from a liberal paper, but I think it's pretty clear evidence. There is significant global warming. Anyway, you fat Ebola ridden piece of shit. Love the podcast and keep on keeping on. Um, Yeah.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

It basically says that huge sections of the great barrier reef that stretch across hundreds of mile were recently found dead and they were killed by overheated saltwater. I know this is coming from a liberal paper, but I think it's pretty clear evidence. There is significant global warming. Anyway, you fat Ebola ridden piece of shit. Love the podcast and keep on keeping on. Um, Yeah.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I gotta be honest with you. I, I don't watch, I don't read up on a lot of the environmental stuff. Uh, cause it's too fucking depressing. I love animals, man. I love the earth, man. I don't want to see fucking see life dying and all that shit. Um, I don't know. I don't know what this is. Just too many of us. It's just like, I think a plague is coming or, um, I actually think that the robots, uh,

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I gotta be honest with you. I, I don't watch, I don't read up on a lot of the environmental stuff. Uh, cause it's too fucking depressing. I love animals, man. I love the earth, man. I don't want to see fucking see life dying and all that shit. Um, I don't know. I don't know what this is. Just too many of us. It's just like, I think a plague is coming or, um, I actually think that the robots, uh,

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I gotta be honest with you. I, I don't watch, I don't read up on a lot of the environmental stuff. Uh, cause it's too fucking depressing. I love animals, man. I love the earth, man. I don't want to see fucking see life dying and all that shit. Um, I don't know. I don't know what this is. Just too many of us. It's just like, I think a plague is coming or, um, I actually think that the robots, uh,

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

will be in control of the upper one percenters and they will gradually take all of us out. And then what will be, will each one of those Illuminati guys will have their own robot with all the answers. I mean, it's, it's a fucking, it can play guitar like Jimi Hendrix. It can design the most beautiful architecture. It's the greatest farmer. It's just whatever you need it to fucking do, it can do.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

will be in control of the upper one percenters and they will gradually take all of us out. And then what will be, will each one of those Illuminati guys will have their own robot with all the answers. I mean, it's, it's a fucking, it can play guitar like Jimi Hendrix. It can design the most beautiful architecture. It's the greatest farmer. It's just whatever you need it to fucking do, it can do.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

will be in control of the upper one percenters and they will gradually take all of us out. And then what will be, will each one of those Illuminati guys will have their own robot with all the answers. I mean, it's, it's a fucking, it can play guitar like Jimi Hendrix. It can design the most beautiful architecture. It's the greatest farmer. It's just whatever you need it to fucking do, it can do.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So you'll never go hungry. You'll always be entertained. And on top of that, it'll be the best looking chick you've ever seen in your life. And you can fuck its brains out. I mean, right there, if that's not going to be the extinction of all the regular people like myself, I think that that's what's going to happen. And then the earth will gradually cool.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So you'll never go hungry. You'll always be entertained. And on top of that, it'll be the best looking chick you've ever seen in your life. And you can fuck its brains out. I mean, right there, if that's not going to be the extinction of all the regular people like myself, I think that that's what's going to happen. And then the earth will gradually cool.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So you'll never go hungry. You'll always be entertained. And on top of that, it'll be the best looking chick you've ever seen in your life. And you can fuck its brains out. I mean, right there, if that's not going to be the extinction of all the regular people like myself, I think that that's what's going to happen. And then the earth will gradually cool.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

with all of our deaths, the Great Barrier Reef will come back and the upper 1% will have what they always wanted, complete control. But I actually think they'll get bored after a while. You know? There's nobody to oppress. There's nobody to look down on. You know? That's actually a fascinating fucking movie, wouldn't it be? Like, there's just no more challenge. Right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

with all of our deaths, the Great Barrier Reef will come back and the upper 1% will have what they always wanted, complete control. But I actually think they'll get bored after a while. You know? There's nobody to oppress. There's nobody to look down on. You know? That's actually a fascinating fucking movie, wouldn't it be? Like, there's just no more challenge. Right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

with all of our deaths, the Great Barrier Reef will come back and the upper 1% will have what they always wanted, complete control. But I actually think they'll get bored after a while. You know? There's nobody to oppress. There's nobody to look down on. You know? That's actually a fascinating fucking movie, wouldn't it be? Like, there's just no more challenge. Right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And those robots know how to, like, You know, they can like grow an ear in a Petri dish. Eventually, you'll be able to grow all vitals. You know what I mean? And then you can just live forever. What would you do? What would you do? There's a reason why you die. You just run out of shit. What the fuck would you do? I would just keep learning shit.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And those robots know how to, like, You know, they can like grow an ear in a Petri dish. Eventually, you'll be able to grow all vitals. You know what I mean? And then you can just live forever. What would you do? What would you do? There's a reason why you die. You just run out of shit. What the fuck would you do? I would just keep learning shit.