Bill Burr

How long can you be on the internet before you just anticipate like the negative comment?

You know?

These fucking assholes on the internet always trying to start shit.

I did some stupid joke on my podcast and somebody fucking...

They were like, obviously you must've watched this special.

And it's like, I did the joke before the fucking special came out and I don't watch standup specials for that exact fucking reason.

I don't want other people's material in my head.

And this person's like, you know, considering I don't know either person, obviously this is what happened.

Obviously, obviously.

You know what would be amazing is if, you know, there was a CIA for narcissists and sociopaths.

And they just were secretly going around taking these people out.

Like how long?

How much?

They would absolutely freak out.

Look what they did with Luigi.

Luigi, they absolutely fucking freaked out.

They label them a terrorist.

They want to give this kid the death penalty.

You know, because they don't like when Hunger Games flips.

They like when it goes the other way.