Bill Burr

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What is like how beautiful you are have to do with this spiritual horseshit?

You just wanted to show off how fucking hot you are.

That's what you want.

But then you'd be considered self-involved.

So now what you have to do is pretend that what you really came here to do was to help out those less fortunate while wearing a bikini, right?

um i do enjoy that and it's even better when it's somebody that i i've been in contact with and i 100 know that they are uh i'll just say a character they're a little bit of a care it's just a fun thing to see it's enjoyable you know what i mean um

I think that's what I like.

I thought I had another one.

Yeah, both things can be true.

For me, I'm sorry, guys.

I fucking, you know, the only way I know how to lose fucking weight is to just not eat.

So my stomach is fucking, it's going off.

All right.

And I got a goddamn, I got a chicken breast with some fucking greens waiting for me.

And I'm going to eat that.

And then later on at nine o'clock tonight, when I get hungry, I'm going to go down and eat a handful of fucking cashews that have nothing on them.

All right, you fat cunt.

I don't know.

I think one day when I really will be on the other side of being a complete lunatic is when I stop having arguments with non-existent people.