Bill Burr

She's looking at the fucking, her friends hanging and I can sit on the couch and keep that thing moving with my bass drum foot, right?

She's looking at the fucking, her friends hanging and I can sit on the couch and keep that thing moving with my bass drum foot, right?

She's looking at the fucking, her friends hanging and I can sit on the couch and keep that thing moving with my bass drum foot, right?

As I'm watching, as I'm watching the games, it's like the greatest thing ever. I watched like a whole first half of, um, Northwestern Gonzaga. I just sitting there doing that movement. It's the greatest thing ever. So if you got a kid that's crying out there, And the diapers clean and they're full and all that. Maybe they're just bored. Try something new, some new stimulus. Oh, I was so psyched.

As I'm watching, as I'm watching the games, it's like the greatest thing ever. I watched like a whole first half of, um, Northwestern Gonzaga. I just sitting there doing that movement. It's the greatest thing ever. So if you got a kid that's crying out there, And the diapers clean and they're full and all that. Maybe they're just bored. Try something new, some new stimulus. Oh, I was so psyched.

As I'm watching, as I'm watching the games, it's like the greatest thing ever. I watched like a whole first half of, um, Northwestern Gonzaga. I just sitting there doing that movement. It's the greatest thing ever. So if you got a kid that's crying out there, And the diapers clean and they're full and all that. Maybe they're just bored. Try something new, some new stimulus. Oh, I was so psyched.

It's such a luxury to not have to be holding every five seconds. You know what I mean? Because they're like these little fucking kettlebells and they're hot as hell. They're like this hot water bottle. You know, they're getting all hot. You're getting all. It's just awful. It's like you see. It's like you're stuck in a crowded elevator. Yeah, I feel like I'm going through menopause.

It's such a luxury to not have to be holding every five seconds. You know what I mean? Because they're like these little fucking kettlebells and they're hot as hell. They're like this hot water bottle. You know, they're getting all hot. You're getting all. It's just awful. It's like you see. It's like you're stuck in a crowded elevator. Yeah, I feel like I'm going through menopause.

It's such a luxury to not have to be holding every five seconds. You know what I mean? Because they're like these little fucking kettlebells and they're hot as hell. They're like this hot water bottle. You know, they're getting all hot. You're getting all. It's just awful. It's like you see. It's like you're stuck in a crowded elevator. Yeah, I feel like I'm going through menopause.

It's like the fucking hot flashes here. Hot flashes. Anyways, so let's do a little bit of... Let me read some of the advertising here, everybody. The advertising. What am I doing? Did I just open the maps? Why would I do that? All right. That's the end of you guys listening to me read out loud. Well, at least advertising.

It's like the fucking hot flashes here. Hot flashes. Anyways, so let's do a little bit of... Let me read some of the advertising here, everybody. The advertising. What am I doing? Did I just open the maps? Why would I do that? All right. That's the end of you guys listening to me read out loud. Well, at least advertising.

It's like the fucking hot flashes here. Hot flashes. Anyways, so let's do a little bit of... Let me read some of the advertising here, everybody. The advertising. What am I doing? Did I just open the maps? Why would I do that? All right. That's the end of you guys listening to me read out loud. Well, at least advertising.

Was there anything else I wanted to talk about before I fucking got into the goddamn... Oh yeah, you know something? I'm going to be in San Jose.

Was there anything else I wanted to talk about before I fucking got into the goddamn... Oh yeah, you know something? I'm going to be in San Jose.

Was there anything else I wanted to talk about before I fucking got into the goddamn... Oh yeah, you know something? I'm going to be in San Jose.

If anybody knows a good rehearsal space out there that has some good sounding drums and I can maybe go over there for a day or something like that because I don't get to, you know, I'm always on the practice pads here and I miss playing drums and I'm learning all this cool shit. And you know the deal, man. I'd love to get those fucking V-drums.

If anybody knows a good rehearsal space out there that has some good sounding drums and I can maybe go over there for a day or something like that because I don't get to, you know, I'm always on the practice pads here and I miss playing drums and I'm learning all this cool shit. And you know the deal, man. I'd love to get those fucking V-drums.

If anybody knows a good rehearsal space out there that has some good sounding drums and I can maybe go over there for a day or something like that because I don't get to, you know, I'm always on the practice pads here and I miss playing drums and I'm learning all this cool shit. And you know the deal, man. I'd love to get those fucking V-drums.

It'd be nice if they hooked me up with a free one and I could talk to my listeners about how awesome they were. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Give me the fucking drums. Um... But, you know, playing on a real kid, that's the real deal. You know, I love those electronic kids. But at the end of the day, they make you sound fucking amazing. You're like, am I the next John Bonham? I think I am.

It'd be nice if they hooked me up with a free one and I could talk to my listeners about how awesome they were. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Give me the fucking drums. Um... But, you know, playing on a real kid, that's the real deal. You know, I love those electronic kids. But at the end of the day, they make you sound fucking amazing. You're like, am I the next John Bonham? I think I am.