Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You've been saying shit all night.
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Let somebody else talk.
And you know what's funny?
Is you say that, and then what happens?
Then you're the bad guy.
Did I mention the one that I don't like?
Yeah, you know, both of those things can be true.
People say that when they can't defend their position anymore.
And you've said something that, like, I don't know.
Maybe that's just my ego thinking that I won the argument.
Hey, both things can be true.
Well, then if fucking everything's true, what the fuck is false anymore?
That's not the balance of the universe.
I'm trying to think.
I guess there's a lot of examples of both things can be true.
Like you can hate a band and think they suck.
And they can be playing baseball stadiums.
But those are just facts.
They're not opinions.