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Bill Burr

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Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And then it just goes to a whole level. Like now she's smiling. Like you can't believe. And the other day I was sitting there, I was with her and diapers clean. She's got a full belly. I'm holding her. I'm doing all this shit that usually stops her from crying. And she's just being cranky and crying. I was just like, what the fuck could this possibly be?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And then it just goes to a whole level. Like now she's smiling. Like you can't believe. And the other day I was sitting there, I was with her and diapers clean. She's got a full belly. I'm holding her. I'm doing all this shit that usually stops her from crying. And she's just being cranky and crying. I was just like, what the fuck could this possibly be?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And that's my favorite part about being a parent right now is trying to figure out the, the riddle, like what's going on with her. And you know what I figured out for all you guys with newborns, you know, that are starting to develop out there. You know what I figured out? I was like, she's fucking bored.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And that's my favorite part about being a parent right now is trying to figure out the, the riddle, like what's going on with her. And you know what I figured out for all you guys with newborns, you know, that are starting to develop out there. You know what I figured out? I was like, she's fucking bored.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And that's my favorite part about being a parent right now is trying to figure out the, the riddle, like what's going on with her. And you know what I figured out for all you guys with newborns, you know, that are starting to develop out there. You know what I figured out? I was like, she's fucking bored.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I'm doing the same shit, and this shit was interesting for about a week to 10 days, and now she's over it because she's hit a new level of consciousness. You know, she can see a little bit better, whatever, hear a little bit better. She's starting to understand all those are my feet. You know, she needs something else.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I'm doing the same shit, and this shit was interesting for about a week to 10 days, and now she's over it because she's hit a new level of consciousness. You know, she can see a little bit better, whatever, hear a little bit better. She's starting to understand all those are my feet. You know, she needs something else.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

I'm doing the same shit, and this shit was interesting for about a week to 10 days, and now she's over it because she's hit a new level of consciousness. You know, she can see a little bit better, whatever, hear a little bit better. She's starting to understand all those are my feet. You know, she needs something else.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So, you know, we do like this tummy time thing, trying to get her to pick up her head and learn how to crawl and stuff. So I brought her over to the little pad thing, and it's this little thing that's got like, you know, these little – you know, rattles and shit hanging down from it.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So, you know, we do like this tummy time thing, trying to get her to pick up her head and learn how to crawl and stuff. So I brought her over to the little pad thing, and it's this little thing that's got like, you know, these little – you know, rattles and shit hanging down from it.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So, you know, we do like this tummy time thing, trying to get her to pick up her head and learn how to crawl and stuff. So I brought her over to the little pad thing, and it's this little thing that's got like, you know, these little – you know, rattles and shit hanging down from it.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And I just turned her over onto her back and I had her look at those things and she just looked up and was completely enamored with them. And like, that's the new thing. Now I put her on her back and when she looks at him, she smiles at him like they're her friends.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And I just turned her over onto her back and I had her look at those things and she just looked up and was completely enamored with them. And like, that's the new thing. Now I put her on her back and when she looks at him, she smiles at him like they're her friends.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And I just turned her over onto her back and I had her look at those things and she just looked up and was completely enamored with them. And like, that's the new thing. Now I put her on her back and when she looks at him, she smiles at him like they're her friends.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And this is the greatest thing ever because up until now, I've had to carry around like a kettlebell everywhere I went and was, you know, messing with my shoulder and shit. But you know, you love your kids, so you're like, fuck the shoulder. The shoulder comes a distant... you know, 20th in this race, you know, the first 19 spots of my daughter, right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And this is the greatest thing ever because up until now, I've had to carry around like a kettlebell everywhere I went and was, you know, messing with my shoulder and shit. But you know, you love your kids, so you're like, fuck the shoulder. The shoulder comes a distant... you know, 20th in this race, you know, the first 19 spots of my daughter, right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

And this is the greatest thing ever because up until now, I've had to carry around like a kettlebell everywhere I went and was, you know, messing with my shoulder and shit. But you know, you love your kids, so you're like, fuck the shoulder. The shoulder comes a distant... you know, 20th in this race, you know, the first 19 spots of my daughter, right?

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So now what's great is I can just bring that tummy time thing into where I'm watching sports. I put her on her back.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So now what's great is I can just bring that tummy time thing into where I'm watching sports. I put her on her back.

Monday Morning Podcast
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

So now what's great is I can just bring that tummy time thing into where I'm watching sports. I put her on her back.