Bill Burr

All right.

See you later.

Like, why can't we do that?

You know, stop wearing fucking political opinions on your goddamn T-shirt.

Stop talking about it on the Internet.

Nobody gives a fuck.

How lonely are you?

You just want to fucking annoy people.

I don't know.

I guess I've been given my fucking opinions on war, but I try to do it in a fucking like... I'm not saying any side is right or wrong.

I'm just saying, can we just like stop doing this?

Let's get some women in there.

You know, they can have a big fucking brunch.

Why don't we get fucking Dana White, one of the great promoters of all time.

Why don't we have...

like our leaders like fight the other fucking leaders you put them in the fucking octagon and then you wear the traditional dress like our donnie trump comes in right the wingtip he already goes to the ufc he's already fucking there he goes in he's got his wingtip shoes and his fucking blue suit with the white shirt and the red tie all right

And whatever the fuck he's got on top of his head may or may not come off during the fight.

But I would think at this point he's worth $5 billion.

I would think he went to Turkey or had somebody come and, you know, fucking move the troops from the back to the front.

I don't know.