Bill Burr

It's you're not funny.

It's you're not funny.

It's you're not funny.

And one of the things I found with people, male and female, who aren't funny is they fucking got every goddamn excuse in the book. And I just want to say, hey, just go on stage and fucking kill. And all your problems will be solved. Go on stage and fucking kill. That's what it was. You know, that's what it's always been.

And one of the things I found with people, male and female, who aren't funny is they fucking got every goddamn excuse in the book. And I just want to say, hey, just go on stage and fucking kill. And all your problems will be solved. Go on stage and fucking kill. That's what it was. You know, that's what it's always been.

And one of the things I found with people, male and female, who aren't funny is they fucking got every goddamn excuse in the book. And I just want to say, hey, just go on stage and fucking kill. And all your problems will be solved. Go on stage and fucking kill. That's what it was. You know, that's what it's always been.

If you do that, all of these fucking issues that everybody, oh, there's this over here. There's that over here. There's a fucking liberal bias. There's all of this. It's all fucking bullshit. If you go on stage and you fucking kill, you're going to get work. That's it. That's it. So I don't know. Whatever. I'm so fucking sick of all of that. Are women funny? Blah, blah, blah.

If you do that, all of these fucking issues that everybody, oh, there's this over here. There's that over here. There's a fucking liberal bias. There's all of this. It's all fucking bullshit. If you go on stage and you fucking kill, you're going to get work. That's it. That's it. So I don't know. Whatever. I'm so fucking sick of all of that. Are women funny? Blah, blah, blah.

If you do that, all of these fucking issues that everybody, oh, there's this over here. There's that over here. There's a fucking liberal bias. There's all of this. It's all fucking bullshit. If you go on stage and you fucking kill, you're going to get work. That's it. That's it. So I don't know. Whatever. I'm so fucking sick of all of that. Are women funny? Blah, blah, blah.

To just lump everybody into a group. I is more, just ask me, do you think Kathleen Madigan's funny? Just ask me that in that email. I think she's fucking hilarious. I love her delivery. And you know what I love about her? She can just stand there and be funny. I got to jump around, scream and yell, act shit out. She can just stand there and fucking murder.

To just lump everybody into a group. I is more, just ask me, do you think Kathleen Madigan's funny? Just ask me that in that email. I think she's fucking hilarious. I love her delivery. And you know what I love about her? She can just stand there and be funny. I got to jump around, scream and yell, act shit out. She can just stand there and fucking murder.

To just lump everybody into a group. I is more, just ask me, do you think Kathleen Madigan's funny? Just ask me that in that email. I think she's fucking hilarious. I love her delivery. And you know what I love about her? She can just stand there and be funny. I got to jump around, scream and yell, act shit out. She can just stand there and fucking murder.

for an hour and you know what's great too is you meet her and she's totally down to earth and she's fucking awesome so there you go that's the positive way of me getting out of that type of shit because i'm not walking into that like why the fuck do you think i would answer any of that shit you know what i mean look what what business are you in okay why don't you shit on some people in your fucking your fucking arena i don't want to do that it's cannibalistic um

for an hour and you know what's great too is you meet her and she's totally down to earth and she's fucking awesome so there you go that's the positive way of me getting out of that type of shit because i'm not walking into that like why the fuck do you think i would answer any of that shit you know what i mean look what what business are you in okay why don't you shit on some people in your fucking your fucking arena i don't want to do that it's cannibalistic um

for an hour and you know what's great too is you meet her and she's totally down to earth and she's fucking awesome so there you go that's the positive way of me getting out of that type of shit because i'm not walking into that like why the fuck do you think i would answer any of that shit you know what i mean look what what business are you in okay why don't you shit on some people in your fucking your fucking arena i don't want to do that it's cannibalistic um

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Oh, my God. I mean, there's just so many. Do I got to like name funny female comics for you? Is that what I got to fucking do now? I got to do your fucking homework. All right. Feeling in love with my best with my lesbian best friend. Hey, Billy Dadbot. Jesus, you're so fucking right. I'm a huge fan of all your shit.

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I loved your new special. I need some advice. I'm a young guy and I haven't even tried to get into a relationship in a few years because my last one turned into a fucking nightmare. Anyways, over the past year, I've been hanging out with this lesbian and we've grown close. Oh, Jesus, dude. This is the ultimate. This is the ultimate just cold case file, dude.