Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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I really would have had that shit.
Every time I see you, it's that leg...
Paper cut your finger, my shit.
Look like 3D, my shit.
When I was in jail, the first thing I got was a barber.
Swear to God.
The first thing I got said, who's the best barber in this motherfucker?
Motherfucker comes up, pop me with the fucking bone in jail.
You were on your own wavelength.
I'm telling you the truth.
You were just your own fucking thing.
Who says that, going to jail?
They're thinking, let me get a shank so I don't get fucked in the ass.
He's like, I want my beard to look good when I'm getting sexually assaulted.
What crew do I need to align with so I don't get fucked in the ass?
This guy, you guys got a post office?
He went to jail like Jimmy the Jet.
He had his own wing.
The first thing I got was a barber.
The barber told me, I said, yo, how much is the most you get paid?