Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You can say that again.
All Jada's got to do is sit up and go, and then he goes, let me tell you something.
I said, all right, I'm back.
I went and I saw a band one night and this guy was talking so much between songs.
It was driving me nuts because he was great.
He talked for 10 minutes one time and then said, first of all, I swear to God, I was just sitting there going, how the fuck?
How about in conclusion?
All right.
You want to know what happens, Bill, is... Do I have a choice?
I mean, you're going to tell me either way.
Sometimes you get a gig.
Just tell me what happens, Joe.
Sometimes you get a gig.
How many times a week do you get your beard lined up?
Every day.
Actually, my barber fucked up today.
It was his birthday.
He should have went to act.
What's up?
He was supposed to come at 8 in the morning.