Bill Burr

Yeah, they don't.

Like that thing, once you collapse, it just walks up.

It has no feeling whatsoever.

You know?

which is why chimpanzees and human beings are the worst chimpanzees and human beings.

The only people I've ever seen get off on the suffering of something else.

Like it actually excites them.

Um, I told you that thing.

I saw that thing one time when they, for the longest time, they didn't think chimpanzees monkeys ate other monkeys.

They disproved it.

They found out it wasn't true.

And I saw these fucking chimpanzees catch this fucking smaller monkey and

all right and he just stood on the thing's fucking back and with his fingers was digging flesh out of its back as the other monkey's screaming and the chimp was getting off on it's like dude like you know how fresh does it have to be just snap its little fucking neck and get on with it um and ever since then i fucking hate chimpanzees i hate them i hate them as much as i love uh

uh gorillas but having said that i don't want to see chimpanzees ever hurt though you know i you know although i wanted that bull to fucking destroy that komodo dragon as it just kept following around you know like some goddamn banker watching a fucking farmer working himself to death waiting to take over the land to sell it to some other fuck all right bill let's not get that dramatic okay it's the wild get mad at god it created it um it well i don't know if it's a fucking lady or not

A fucked up a human being is as big a piece of shit that we are that we actually think God looks like us.

And actually argue about what its race is or in sex.

It's the stupidest shit ever.

Okay, let me... I have like 90 fucking windows open, and I'm getting rid of all of these, except for my Brian Kess yoga videos.

I'm back into it.

I'm taking my power yoga, watching these things.