Bill Burr
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Pistol Pete stood in my house.
I said, yo, Pistol, how's it going to be for me?
Because this is the first time I'm doing time.
He said, just like you live out here, you're going to live in there.
You the dog.
He ain't never locked.
Went in there, had that shit locked down.
Chef, Italian chef, cooking for me.
Mozzarella, fresh homemade ice cream.
Mozzarella, mozzarella homemade.
Fresh ice cream, all type of shit.
I had a guy used to wash my cell.
You could eat ice cream off the fucking floor.
This shit was so, it's shiny as your fucking head, Bill Burr.
In the fucking floor, you could eat ice cream.
You threw that in because you know I'm not buying all of this.
What is that a camera is all there?
You would have had to pay.
Bill, let me explain something.
You see how many cameras is in here?