Bill Burr
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Like I was laying.
You're paralyzed.
People didn't know I could hear them.
You're useless.
You're useless.
You know, I don't drink.
I'll tell you some bullshit my wife did to me, man.
Fucking Nori helped me.
So we have these like lunch dates with his wife, my wife, and we in Miami and we fucking Bell Harbor.
And these guys start, you know, they drink for breakfast.
Right.
So everybody's drinking and Nori starts smoking blunts in the middle of Bell Harbor.
Like, nah, we violated Bell Harbor like you've never seen in your life.
And, you know, they love us there.
You know, we always shot.
Next thing I know is I'm getting, I'm fucking drunk like a boxer when he's about to get knocked out that the motherfucker's on his tippy-toe.
Like, I'm really like this.
I'm standing up against the wall.
It's like two in the afternoon.
I'm like, because I don't really drink.