Bill Burr
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I feel my hand getting pulled, like pulled in a direction.
So I'm getting pulled.
It's my wife.
And I'm, like, stuck inside myself.
Like, I kind of know what's going on, but I'm so fucking drunk, there's nothing I can do.
And she takes me to the store.
You know, there's stores, you don't even want to look to the left.
Them diamonds are so shiny and shit.
They're the stores we know we can't afford.
Like, grass and shit like that.
And you just don't look at that shit when you walk in the mall.
And all of a sudden, they open the door.
And I go in there.
Now, Norrie is supposed to be the drink champ, the more professional guy.
He more drunk than me, stuck.
He's stuck.
He's worse than me.
They sit him in a chair.
The guy comes out and brings out these white gloves.
How you doing, Mr. Joe?