Bill Burr

I'm trying to work on that.

Patience.

Well, if I had another guy that was crazy like me, we'd have beef with the whole fucking planet Earth.

Thank God he could pull me down to Joe, chill, relax.

What are you really upset about?

Your nephew?

Nah, I don't give a fuck about him.

I didn't mean he was a piece of shit.

Well, your nephew's affecting your life way more than the Atlanta Hawks.

And it seemed like you had way more aggression towards them.

If I'm upset about anything, it's that I hate getting old.

I like to be forever young, and I want to live forever.

So I want the drugs to hurry up and come.

I know once I die, they're going to make the shit that make you live for 200 years.

Now you got the shit that make you healthy, the peptides and all that, but I want the shit.

You like the direction shit is going in?

You want to see how this plays out?

They're coming out with cars in 2027 that have all AI surveillance.

They're setting this up where one person can run the world because their armies used to get spread out too thin.

You're on two fronts and you would lose.