Bill Burr

I didn't like Lady Elaine.

and King Friday.

I liked the trolley when it went into the make-believe land or whatever, but I don't know, Lady Elaine and King Friday, they just used to make me sick to my stomach.

They just weren't as funny.

They didn't have the personality of like Ernie or Grover, Harry, the cookie monster.

I mean, there was just, those were like the guys, guys of puppets over there.

on Sesame Street I just thought Mr. Rogers neighborhood was it was just a little stiff but I imagined that I learned a bunch of great lessons I was too young to understand like oh this guy's trying to teach me how to be a better person you know I was just a kid watching the shit going wouldn't that be cool if we had a trolley in our house then you could get on it and you'd go to a magical neighborhood and avoid King Friday and Lady Elaine she was fucking weird looking too right

I'm going to look this up here.

Lady Elaine.

Lady.

Lady.

How do you spell Elaine?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

She was ugly.

Oh, my God.

Lay off the booze.

Lady Elaine Fairchild, I never knew her last name, is a neighborhood mischief maker and having learned from the Wizard of Lupovich, often uses her boomerang, tumorang, sumerang.

Oh, my God, I forgot about that.

To do things such as rearrange the neighborhood or turn it upside down.

She's credited with the discovery of Planet Purple, which she found while flying in her something or other.