Bill Burr

I didn't think anything of it, but I've noticed that she has gotten a message in the middle of the night.

I asked her about it, and she always tells me that it's strictly professional and that it's just business men seeking to employ.

Do you think that app is just a cover-up for meeting men?

She would meet on apps like Tinder.

I don't know, dude, but it doesn't sound like you fucking trust your girlfriend, which is definitely an issue.

So what you have to figure out is if you don't trust her because your gut's saying she's shady or is it some of your own shit that you brought because of a previous relationship or possibly something that happened to you as a child when you were watching Mr. Rogers.

Calling women stewardesses.

I don't know.

It's possible.

Women are really good at fucking around, which is why they don't get caught as much as guys do.

Guys, you know, guys are the worst.

You know, we just fucking we get caught.

Anyways, he wants I don't know.

I don't know what to tell you to do there.

So now you've got to start snooping, and then if you get caught and you're wrong, then where does that leave you?

Just tell her it's making you feel insecure, and it's your issue.

Can you just see one of the texts next time it happens?

And then just say, sorry.

I don't know.

I just love you so much.