Bill Burr

I was worried that somebody else was stealing your passions.

Talk your way out of it that way.

Does that work?

I don't know.

This is not professional advice.

He wants to get married.

I don't.

Hey, Bill, you're fond of cynical humor and knowledge that I've admired for years.

Oh, you are a fountain.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

So I wanted to ask some advice.

Hey, this is not professional advice.

My boyfriend proposed two years ago.

After I said yes, he said he wanted to keep it a secret since he hadn't met my parents yet, except via Skype calls.

They live across the country.

My parents kept canceling their plans to visit last minute, so he planned to visit them for this past Christmas where he would publicly propose.

Jesus, Chris is the longest proposal ever.

I kept this a secret for two years.

We only had two fights, but each time he broke off the engagement only to apologize and make up the next day.

One month prior to the trip, he says he wants to postpone proposing due to finances since we will be moving to another state after I graduate.