Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm fucking tapped.
The lights went out.
That came from the Lord.
That came from the Lord.
Yeah, the Lord turned the lights out.
They tapped your ass.
Nah, that's the super pause.
What I'm trying to tell you is that... I was trying to tell him earlier that the barber isn't your biggest problem when you go to jail.
We don't fucking tap.
Everywhere you go, we don't tap.
For some reason, good stuff, though.
I drove my wife's car the other day, and I tried to get my Bluetooth in.
I wanted to hear some Jaheim, right?
And it wouldn't take.
And one of my friends would say, man, you are having good luck with going to your wife's shit.
Every phone call come your way is
They can hear everything, God damn it.
You know, when you got your phone to the laptop, my man was like, yo, man, God is looking out.
Make sure your phone don't go up on the fucking shit.
You know?