Bill Burr

She was just considered a, you know, bitchy, I think.

My girlfriend started giving me a hard time for calling this Sheila a cunt, saying I worship guys like Tony Soprano and Walter White.

Yeah, he goes, yeah, I do.

I worship fictional characters that they were, but I never defended waste management, racketeering and lying to my family about being a meth chemist.

It ended with her telling me that I'm biased towards the achievements of men.

I can't deal with this lack of rationale.

I'm considering breaking it off with her.

Thoughts?

Um, keep your calm and just say, listen, the difference between me liking, you know, antiheroes in a movie versus you liking an antihero that actually existed and really poisoned the town.

You just say, listen, if Tony Soprano and Walter Wright were real people, I wouldn't be a fan of them.

But, you know, you know, you like the Sopranos.

You're...

You like the characters.

You like the acting, the writing, the way it's shot.

You know, Breaking Bad and all that.

That's all that is.

If you're considering breaking it off with her over this, then I would say, you know, I think you should.

I mean, if this is enough to make you break it off, you might as well.

You know?

Just, you know, I wouldn't drink your tap water for a couple of months.