Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Apparently I'm controlling is the name of this.
Yeah, I'm going to say just by that title.
I'm going to say that you are.
Apparently, I'm controlling.
People always get called out on their shit.
It's like that bearded cunt on the flyers every time he fucking takes out somebody's knee.
It's so blatant what the fuck he just did.
It's totally away from the pocket.
Complete penalty.
He always puts his hand out like, what the fuck did I do?
Dear Billy Bunghole, I recently started dating this lady.
And everything was going well.
So I decided to invite her to a Mariners game for opening weekend.
You know, had I known you were going to say the name of the baseball team, I would have switched it just in case.
I don't know.
Somehow somebody figures this out.
Anyways, I knew she was a baseball fan.
and would be excited to go.
I invited her, and she said that sounded really fun.
So, I was really excited as well.