Bill Burr

I told her I would take care of the tickets, because I knew finding tickets for opening weekend would be hard, so she agreed, and said she would pay for food and drinks.

Well, look at this.

Everything's going great so far.

It's like a classic horror movie.

You know, they get to the fucking Crystal Lake, everybody's having a good time, and it's all enjoyable to the first time they go...

A couple of days later, she started having car troubles and was worried she couldn't make it to the game because she wanted to fix her car by Monday and the game was on Sunday.

I live in the city and don't have a car, but offered to rent a car to pick her up or we could ride the bus together since we would be drinking and the bus drops people off right outside the stadium.

She didn't answer my text for a couple of days and told me less than

told me less than 24 hours that she wasn't going to make it.

I sent her a text back saying that I was upset about it and that if we had just had a regular day date scheduled, I wouldn't mind, but the tickets weren't cheap.

Front row, lower level.

outfield and I don't get to go to many ball games and it's important to me she didn't reply until the next day and said she wants to stop seeing me because the text seemed controlling but I was honestly just trying to tell her how I felt about being ditched I'm usually a pushover and this was the first time I sent texts like this before so do you think that I was being controlling I would appreciate some advice thank you and go fuck yourself PS bring back the Sonics oh you're gonna get a hockey team instead

Sonic's on ice.

Call them the Seattle soliloquies.

No, but I understand both.

She has to get to go to work on fucking Monday.

She wants to make sure her car's all right.

I get that.

But to say that you're controlling and she wants to stop seeing you, I would say she dated a psycho before and is a little gun shy.

Or she wasn't that into you anyways.