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Bill Burr

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Appearances Over Time

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Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

To quote Greg Barrett.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I hope you just went to the game with a buddy of yours and got fucking hammered.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Yeah.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I don't know.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I would just write back just say you know I guess we had a miscommunication.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But I have to admit, if one little spat like that makes you think about breaking up with me, I kind of feel like you're not that into me anyway.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

So before one of us really gets hurt, let's just end as friends.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And really try to end as friends.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

That is a skill I wish I had.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And the way you end as friends with somebody, this is for men and women, is you have to be 100% honest with them.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know, and if you haven't been honest with somebody and you're in a relationship right now, if you're really honest with them now, they're still probably going to hate you.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But you still have to do it because what you're doing now is you're setting up healthy relationships in the future.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

All right.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

So then you could just got it all out there.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

They knew from day one.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

From day one, when you meet a woman, what's going on between us?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Nothing.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I'm just, you know, I'm not looking to be in a relationship right now.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I'm just having fun.