Bill Burr
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You're all informed.
You all know your rights.
You all have a fucking gun collection.
You got a big truck with these bumper stickers that go, these colors don't run.
And you allow that to happen in your fucking state.
You're all fucking upset about fucking immigrants.
And meanwhile, you can't even get a cup of coffee.
I had to go to fucking Jimmy John's.
Jimmy John's, that fucking shithole.
Well, Jesus Christ, can I fucking do anything without bang?
Everybody's doing construction.
It's not that.
It's a fucking leaf blower.
Anyway, I had to go to fucking Jimmy John's.
I go to Jimmy John's.
There's not as much meat as there used to be on the sandwich.
Instead, they fill it up with all this other crap.
I got the roast beef sandwich.
The amount of extra shit that wasn't roast beef.
Fucking, you know, four pounds of fucking lettuce.