Bill Burr

These crunchy fried fucking onions.

Just trying to fill the sandwich up.

I couldn't even see the roast beef.

And somewhere, there is a CEO that is considered a genius.

Because he figured out that fried onions were cheaper than the actual fucking lunch meat.

And that would fill it up.

And that saved him .02 fucking percent per sandwich.

That went right into his pocket.

And that cunt's sitting there on a fucking yacht.

And I'm sitting there with a mouthful of fried onions wondering where the fucking roast beef is.

So anyway, how the fuck do you sit back and you accept that you have to get your fucking driver's license scanned for a bunch of corporate cunts?

After all your fucking posturing about how awful California is and all of this shit.

Because you know what it is?

It's fucking racism.

That's what it is.

That's how they get away with it.

Because they got you thinking just because you got white skin that you got some sort of Delta Sky Miles as a fucking person.

So these fucking white people can take away all your fucking freedoms because they're sitting there going like, no, no, no, look over there.

Look at the immigrants.

Look at the illegal immigrants.