Bill Burr

everybody knows that i'm coming um so that's what it was like i did two shows um which i hadn't done in a long time and i could not have had a better fucking time the first show was very like um getting ready to do a special the act was tight wire to wire sorry oh god i gotta stop doing these early i know i'm making you guys yawn i'm sorry um

I just gotta make breakfast for the kids and take them to school and do all that shit here in about 10 minutes.

Not 10 minutes.

I got more time than that.

Don't say that, Bill.

Don't fucking freak me out.

Yeah, so the first show was, like, really fucking tight or whatever.

Like, I was psyched, you know?

I didn't have to glance at the piece of paper or nothing like that to try to remember the order.

And the next show was just fucking bananas.

The second show.

The 10.30.

Um...

I came out and because of the faces I saw in the front row, a nice mix of people, it caused me to think of a joke that I was doing like 50 minutes into my act.

And I just was like, I'm gonna fucking, this one feels right.

I'm gonna do this one and then see what happens.

And the whole fucking, my whole act got like inverted.

And then the way I went to joke to joke changed and said a bunch of shit I'd never said before.

Granted, I wasn't taping it, but I don't give a fuck.

I remember a long time ago, I used to be into that taping your sets.