Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)

He rolled right out of bed.

Right out of bed to be here tonight.

We are gonna have so much goddamn fun.

I can feel it in the air.

Do you guys feel it?

This feels like a hot crowd.

I see a lot of goddamn Latinos out here hiding from ISIS right now.

You cannot get deported at Joe Rogan's Comedy Club.

It's impossible.

You're protected.

In fact, we're all going to give all the Latinos in the room a little hand stamp to protect you since we're all part of the current administration of the United States of America now.

You will be protected as long as the hand stamp doesn't wash off so you can't do any hard work for... All right.

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You guys ready to start tonight's show, huh?

Well, well, well, you guys are here for another legendary episode of the show.

This is an incredible, incredible booking.

My mind is blown at the fun that is about to happen.

One of the guests is one of the most legendary guests in the history of the show, one of the most utilized guests and who I consider to be a king of New York City visiting.

The other guest is one of the most legendary comedians of all time who's never been on the show before.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you tonight's guest.