Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And your next bucket poll goes by the name of Eve Ellenbogen.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Make some noise for Eve, everybody.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You know, together is the best way on a bagel.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Eve Ellenbogen, Bill Maher.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Well, now that you're in Texas, you seem to be a bit of a floozy.
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Nothing wrong with that.
KILL TONY
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But I have a bit of advice for you.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Well, you're inevitably going to get pregnant, okay?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And when you get knocked up by a child, to get a Mexican abortion, you get knocked up by a Mexican, and then ICE will get rid of the baby for you.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
It just makes the whole process easier.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Cool, that's a good tip.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I guess it's like free, which is like a Jew thing.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You guys don't like the Jew jokes.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.